Buy Michael Jackson’s Pointless Crap
Julien’s Auctions will hold an auction in April to sell off some of the King of Pop’s belongings. Given the range of ridiculously expensive, narcissistic paraphernalia, it’s no wonder MJ’s facing bankruptcy:
When reached for comment, Paul McCartney exclaimed, “I can’t believe that jerk blew the royalties from ‘Hey Jude’ on such a retarded painting.”
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